August 21, 2007
Now, I have never thought of myself as claustrophobic. Elevators don’t bother me, nor do tunnels, telephone booths or airplanes (unless I’m sitting next to someone with BO).
August 20, 2007
My grandfather once told me that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Well, he was wrong. You never really learn to swear until you teach your teenager how to drive!